Summary
A NEW study out this week has suggested that around half of Britons have German blood but how do you know if that includes you? Easy. Take the joke test. If you get it, it could be you. If you don't get it, you have no sense of humour. So it could still be you.
A German man walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Two gin and tonics please." "Dry sir? says the barman. "Nein. Zwei!" says the German.See the full content of this document
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The daft road signs keep on coming and Dumfries is emerging as an epicentre of daftness.Ronnie B...See the full content of this document
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