Summary
HOUDINI had it easy. Padlocks? Straitjackets? Buried alive? Tch. Yesterday I went shopping. John Lewis's changing rooms were where I found myself, inside a pound(s)145 teal dress.
It fit well enough but did not justify the price tag so I tried to take it off.See the full content of this document
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A Frock Horror
Undid the zipper, pulled up the skirt, raised the bodice. Nothing. Had a little wriggle. Repeated...
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