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TWO weeks and counting until Mrs Tenner Bet gives birth to our first offspring. We now know the exact genus of monkey we are having, apparently it's a pan paniscus, or plain old chimpanzee to you and I.
You might recall the chimpanzee was a star of a previous column after scientists discovered that they were prone to the odd flutter. Of course, you'll have seen those David Attenborough documentaries about gambling addiction among monkeys. Those beautifully shot close- ups of destitute chimpanzee babies begging in the jungle because the patriarch is at Ascot or Aintree, are the holy grail of HD cameramen.See the full content of this document
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The Tenner Bet
And remember that old adage, pay peanuts you get monkeys? Well, there's a reason for that ? back in the day they act...
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